This is ridiculous. I love it.

It was my first feedback for you. I’m still incensed.

You might note who the customer quote is from.

"Splunk that runs locally with a worse UX, but on balance doesn't eat all the resources you throw at it and doesn't charge you a kidney."

There's far cheaper alternatives to Splunk that are still a step up from traditional syslog.

KubeCon over the last couple of years was showing the market was a glut with Observability vendors which is just time series and log management. (traces are logs with a span id).

So they spun up two Managed NAT Gateways?

Man, what a ChatGPT coded article start to finish.

Oh dear. Lightsail instances are burstable t family instances. Of course performance is going to be variable; they're generally oversubscribed and subject to noisy neighbor workloads. It's not directly correlated with region.

Was this the day that gp3 EBS volumes came out by any chance?

Nope, different service. We were introducing new methods using POST and (iirc) some differential pricing based on the actual request params. Which made it a different code path, metering value, price, etc than the existing GET requests.

I like how you don’t disclose it uses affiliate links. Real ethical of you.

I was really hoping this wouldn’t be AI slop. Alas…