Sell vertical.

Sell aphrodisiacs, contraceptives, toys and real-dolls. Weddings. Honeymoons. Get a finger in finance with mortgage and insurance commissions, kids' savings funds, retirement planning.

Because you met each other on Tinder. So it's the root shared experience of the relationship that all these 'value adds' stem from. An alumni network of coupling.

I remember when free craigslist was a majic box. Those really were the days.

I hope those Tinder times are finally coming to an end...